February 25, 2013

On The Red Carpet: Cloon's Oscar Review


Welcome Audience to On The Red Carpet: Cloon's Oscar Review.  We likes our Academy Awards here at Headquarters so it is a tradition for us to do a review of the event. 
 

Neytiri and I are decked-out in our finest for the evening...
To begin, we shall highlight a few of the films nominated for "Best Motion Picture": 

AMOUR (a tail of two kitties very smitten by one another that met online through plentyofbirdies.com) 


ZERO DARK THIRTY (chronicles a feline, who shall remain unnamed, that demands Num-Nums in the wee hours of the morn and stops at nothing to get them...)


LIFE OF PIE PI ( features a kitty who has taken baking lessons from Martha Stewart and is completely obsessed with pastry)


Have any of you seen theese flicks? 

And now for a quick intermission...Please help yourself to some popcorn...


Without further ado, we shall present our Awards:

DUCKY'S BEST DRESSED AWARD goes to...Ted

NEYTIRI'S WARM FUZZIES AWARD goes to... Anne Hathaway




and CLOON'S BEST OSCAR MOMENT goes to...


...The Cast Of Les Miserables

Here are me and Neytiri singing along to their spectacular musical number:




And that's all folks!  Thanks for joining us OTRC!
Peace Out!

20 comments:

Mr Puddy said...

Oh Mr.Cloon, we and mom watch it last night, but some how we fall asleep ( cause my mom just back from pawty ) and we think we miss your one !
Thanks COD ! It's still on today !
Pawsome both of you !
MOL...for your name of da movie..tee..heh

ZOOLATRY said...

FABULOUS! Clooney you looked as good as ever.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

We blinked and missed you on the red carpet, so we're glad you had photos here on your blog!

Eric and Flynn said...

You look very smart Clooney. We missed the show so we are glad you were able to give a review.

The Island Cats said...

The mom watched last night and thought the Les Mis ensemble song was awesome!!

LP said...

We didn't know you two could sing so brilliantly! Bravo!
And you both looked very glamourous + handsome!We think your awards are pawsome :)

the critters in the cottage xo

Mariodacat said...

WOW what a performance you put on buddy. I'm with you on all the awards and was singing along to Les Miserables myself.

Terri said...

I'm ashamed to say I haven't seen a movie in ages.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Did you hear that I was cut out of the Academy Awards?!

Katnip Lounge said...

We think your award show was MUCH better Clooney! And no stupid lame jokes.

Loretta Thomas said...

Wow, Mister Clooney, you are a very handsome young man! I will certainly tell Miss Kitty when she returns.
Hugs,
Her Mum

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

oh my cat, we are sooooo thankful for the post event review. SOMEhuman refused to turn it ON so's we coudl WATCH it. Hrmpf.

Cathy Keisha said...

Didn't watch the Oscars so I'm very glad for your recap.

CATachresis said...

Well I am glad we didn't bother to watch now. Yours was much more interesting ….. and quicker! :)

ABBY said...

Clooney we watched the Oscars and you're review was much better than the actual show, in fact twitter was a lot more fun than the show.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Wonderful! Love Amour, looks like a great one!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

that was sooooo creative, ADORABLE and funny! Oh and the popcorn was delicious!!
Do you believe that when we were watching last night I said to my husband when George Clooney was on stage, "Cody has a cat friend named CLOONEY!!!" LOL!! My husband thinks I am nuts :)

Tamago said...

Wow, I haven't watched these movies, but all look great!! Especially Life of Pie....PI, I love movies with kitty and food :-) Hehehe.
Your review is great and we enjoyed show very much!

The Cat From Hell said...

Wowwzers! Your guys movies looks way more exciting than the people movies!
Me purrticularly would like the Life of Pie! Turkey Pie!
Kisses
Nellie

Kjelle Bus said...

Me and mom missed the Oscar´s on TV :(
But know we can see we didn´t miss anything , becaisue your Review is sooo much better than any human Oscar review !!!
XOXO