April 19, 2014

Caturday Art


Welcome to


 the


Magical Kingdom of


Easter Bunny...

Hippity Hoppity Happy Easter to you all!

 It's Caturday and we are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.

April 15, 2014

TUNNEL CHASE TUESDAY


TUNNEL CHASE TUESDAY: O' TUNNEL, WHERE ART THOU?

Well hello there felines.  So last week, I was advised by my old friend Private Eye Von Ice to make a list of suspects that could have had something to do with the disappearance of my tunnel.  

There was a list of 13 Unusual Suspects...  

Private Eye Von Ice then instructed me to gather all the suspects in one room at the same time...I came up with the bright idea to hold a "fake" Focus Group in order to lure the suspects to Headquarters without them getting suspicious...

I made posters to advertise a Num-Nums Taste Test at Headquarters and asked for Focus Group Purr-ticipants...


I put up signs at the side of the road giving directions and advertising the Taste Test...


I even built a fancy Easter display of Num-Nums complete with the Easter chick...


Uh, I had to cross out the word "Chicken" on the Num-Nums can as I didn't want to scare the little chick away...


Then I got into my official CEO outfit and waited patiently at the Headquarters of Clooney Credit Canada...

Sure enough, the "Unusual Suspects" started to filter in to Headquarters for the "Focus Group"...

All 13 of them congregated in the foyer eagerly anticipating the promised goods...



Private Eye Von Ice was also in attendance in his famous "Na'vi" disguise...He told me that his "sniffer" would help me sniff out the serious suspects...

Private Eye had an idea to separate the suspects into two groups in order to observe them more easily.  I called out their names and unbeknownst to them all we organized them by "Inanimate Objects" on one side of the room and "The Real McCoys" on the other...

(Uh, please don't tell Ducky that he is an "Inanimate Object", the little guy supposedly drinks beer and everything!)

You see Audience, when Private Eye told me last week to get my "Mentalist" on and channel my inner "Patrick Jane", I gots to thinking about the motivations of the suspect who has taken my magic cat tunnel.  Y'all know that many cool things have appeared in my tunnel and ALOT of food has appeared over the years.  There's been KFC, ham, whipping cream, Chinese food take-out, red velvet cupcakes, salmon jerky and other cat treats, crunchie kibbles, CASES of Num-Nums and of course there's been cold, hard cash wherein the suspect could buy all the food they wanted...

So using my superior mental abilities, I have come to the conclusion that the suspect is food-motivated!  And I decided to test the theory at the Taste Test...

As I explained the rules and regulations of the Focus Group, Private Eye kept a close eye on all the Purr-ticipants noting who was paying attention to me and who had the wandering eye looking to the Easter display of Num-Nums...

Private Eye Von Ice then circulated through the group giving each Purr-ticipant aka "suspect" a final sniff.

The "Real McCoy" side of the room unanimously failed the test!  It was duly noted that the following Purr-ticipants were NOT able to divert their gaze from the Easter Num-Nums display and therefore they have become...

"The Final 7 Unusual Suspects":

Neytiri 


Stan The World's Smallest Sheep


Varmit The Marmot


My Long-Lost Cousin Cloonski Ogorki


Clooney Claus's Deers


The Woofie From Next Door


Ducky's Relatives


Join me next TUESDAY felines for Tunnel Chase Tuesday and Part 2 of the Num-Nums Taste Test where things really get interesting!

April 12, 2014

Caturday Art


~Neytiri of the Ragdoll Clan~

I fell in love with the movie "Avatar" and the name "Neytiri" from the lead female Na'vi character in the film.  Four months later, I met the newest member of my furry family and when I saw her, I just knew she was my "Neytiri"...

Neytiri is just like her namesake...she has an incredibly sweet essence yet is independent, adventurous and has a strong will.  


It's Caturday and we are joining Athena, Cat Goddess in her Caturday Art Blog Hop.

April 8, 2014

TUNNEL TUESDAY


TUNNEL TUESDAY: O TUNNEL, WHERE ART THOU?

Well hello there felines.  So we left you all with a bit of a cliff-hanger last week when I discovered that my tunnel was missing and that it had vanished into thin air...
Some of the Audience was trying to cheer me up by suggesting it might just be an April Fools'  joke that was pulled on me...

But I am sad to report that it was not.  My tunnel is really gone...
After partaking of some good nip, I had the bright idea to call someone who might just be able to help me find my tunnel...


I looked into my Little Black Book and found the number of "Von Ice Enterprises"...


And I dialed my old friend Mr. L also known as Private Eye Malhaven Leopold Von Ice...
When I called, Private Eye Von Ice was in the middle of his weekly drumming circle and there was quite a ruckus in the background...
I gave him the information that my tunnel had disappeared and asked for his professional investigative advice...

He instructed me to make a list of suspects who had filtered through Headquarters in the past year, gather them all in one room at the same time, sniff them all...
and then go "mental" on them by unleashing my inner "Patrick Jane"...

Here's my list of "The Unusual Suspects":

Mini-Cloon


Ducky


Neytiri

(She's looking rather shifty there, dontcha think?  She said she was trying to decide on the best angle for her mugshot...)


Stan The World's Smallest Sheep


Varmit The Marmot


My Long-Lost Cousin Cloonski Ogorki


The Elves


Clooney Claus's Deers


The Woofie From Next Door


Ducky's Relatives


"The Baby"


The Smurfs


Pierre Du Port


Now Audience, feel free to leave your ideas and suspicions below in the comments and fasten your seat belts because it's going to be one wild ride...
a wild tunnel chase...

Join me next TUESDAY felines for our new series "Tunnel Chase Tuesday".